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Johnny is one of a select group of people who think they contain a vast well of knowledge on all subjects. Like Cliff Clavin the character on the old TV show Cheers, he pretends to know intimate details about everything—from the best region for the manufacture of shoe polish to the calibration of gene splicing equipment. Johnny works as an hourly employee in a large corporation and has no specific higher education or degree.
Greg: "I have a stomach ache."
One up Johnny: "That pain in your abdomen could be from a variety of internal organs. These organs include the stomach, small intestine, colon, liver, gallbladder, and pancreas. It could be a serious condition. You should consider being evaluated by a physician"
Greg: "Yeah, or it could be from that donut I ate earlier."
Mike: "Have I ever told you I have a motorcycle?"
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1)An exclamation of delight. 2)When something hits the spot or fulfills a need. 3)Superlative, Overstating the significance of something's worth.
Right johnny good, you are fine!
Oatmeal cookies sound right johnny good!
That smacktard thinks he's right johnny good
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The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".
I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.
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Any Friday you work when you were promised a the day off. You fell like you are in prison and listen to Johnny Cash prison songs all day.
The inverse of Bon Jovi Friday
They said this job would be four tens but now I'm working four tens and Johnny Cash Fridays!
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(Burning Ring of Fire) Do you really need an explanation? Runny diarrhea that burns as it exits. This often happens the morning after spicy food, or Chinese food (Chinese fireball). It really is self explanatory.
I have been sitting on a Johnny Cash Ass ever since I had that Spicy Thai food earlier.
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A newcomer to success; being new to wealth, and having relatively little culture, he spends it without caution or prudence, often with a penchant for the very modern or fashionable. Essentially he begins to do all the things he thinks a wealthy person ought to do, and in the process draws a lot of attention to himself.
He is easily told apart from those more accustomed to affluence by his preference for brand new, convertible German sports cars, and frequenting expensive, highly-visible chic cafeterias for lunch. Everything he wears is brand new. His taste in art is poor or lacking. He lacks essential social graces and may have little or no sense of humour. Anyone caught being on the cellphone en route to the golf course is probably a JCL.
Essentially he remains a socialite, so he is likely to be seen amongst other JCLs and, when not playing golf, an entourage of young, good looking but always overdressed gold-digging women desperately trying to fall pregnant to him.
"So, the Vittoria for lunch?"
"I avoid that cafe, it's full of johnny come latelies."
"I must say, that entire shopping centre is the same. I saw this johnny come lately perusing the jewelry store window while on his cellphone talking about golf"
"It's the suburb. Full of rich youngsters and soccer moms."
"I concur. Let's go to a bar downtown instead."
"Sweet. At least the women there want more than our wallets"
"I was thinking along similar lines."
"Let's not tell our wives"
"Let's not"
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1 A jackass star that does painful and stupid things in an amazingly humorous way to make millions, he works with such legends as Chris Pontius, SteveO, and Ryan Dunn(rest in peace)
2 A marketing genius
guy "i just watched Jackass"
guy 2 "yeah Johnny Fucking Knoxville is great"
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