Francis Scott Key-ophobia

Not wanting to listen to the National Anthem because so many renditions of the ‘Star Bangled Banner’ are cringy and painful because singers can’t help themselves. They try to do to much and it sounds like garbage.

“I need to leave before she starts to sign the National Anthem. I have Francis Scott Key-ophobia. I’m starting to get hives and labored breathing.

Snatched low-key yeet

Hott noticed good looks

I snatched low-key yeet in my fantasy draft

lowkey, highkey, all the keys

can be used in place of highkey, lowkey, and midkey, when something is just too difficult to express with a single key

Like, i know Dan was looking real fugly last summer but like now... Idk, he kinda be lookin like a snacc, lowkey, highkey, all the keys.

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Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.

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low key top secret

something very confidential

So how far did you get with Amber last nite?

Dont trip man, it's low key top secret

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i lost my keys

Dude! Can I get a ride?

I was an idiot and let a girl hold my keys in her purse, now "I lost my keys".

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key-yid-aa

My way of saying 'kid'. ex) like omg kid "key-yid-aa" whats wrong with you?

I made one, this is just a message, OMG!

And sonce i have to use the word in a sentence here you go: key-yid-aa.

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