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Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.
What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)
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A woman receiving oral sex during a visit from Auntie Flow.
"My girlfriend had her period, so i gave her strawberry kisses"
"Dude, thats off"
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The moles or freckles on a person's body.
My mother said I was raped by an angel that because I have so many angel kisses.
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A "butt kiss" is when you take a shit and it piles up and/or leans over to make contact with your ass.
That turd was so long, it actually gave me a butt kiss when it snapped off!
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to perform oral sex on another person by french kissing.
Hey charlie, did you give sheila an austrailian kiss last night? she seems mighty happy today....
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While kissing french or otherwise, one partner will suck the air (soul) out of the other partners mouth and lungs. Also effective in sucking the happiness out of the room.
Steve: If I know I'm not getting any with a girl, I'll give her a Dementor's Kiss.
Dave: What?
Steve: I'll kiss her so I can suck all the air out of her and kill the mood even more.
Dave: What does that do?
Steve: don't know if I'm not getting laid it's just fun.
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When you blow a guy and then kiss him.
I came in my girlfriends mouth the other day and she got mad and gave me a sticky kiss, I'm hella pissed.
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