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1. A phrase added onto a sentence or story when the content incites excitement or emotion too extreme to be accurately conveyed by verbal description.
Not to be confused with You don't even know, which suggests that the emotion or sensation cannot be described not because it is too powerful but because it is unique to the person experiencing it.
"My mom sent me a birthday text, and it was SOOOOOO cute, like, your daddy don't even know!"
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A phrase used to minimize the damage after insulting someone. Often accompanied by "I didn't mean that" or "Just kidding".
Damm you're so fat, you can't even jump to a conclusion...Ha Ha just kidding...you know I love ya.
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1. To go all-out: Usually involves heavy drinking, some dancing, often some embarassing (though amusing) petty crimes against municipal property, and the occasional blackout. Getting busy is optional; mysterious bruises are not.
I can't believe you guys were at O'Mally's until 5:30 last night! That's insane!
Yeah, well, you know how we do.
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Men know literally nothing about women
This blank piece of paper has everything men know about women written down on it
Phrase often use by the YouTube soilluminati when something is suspect but you don’t say something about it
See said go in without a condom she might have sum we don’t know about
The ability to bring a woman to orgasm using three fingers and a smoldering gaze.
No need to worry about Jim's chances of scoring tonight, that's a dude who knows his way around Istanbul.
A day when you can throw the shortest person you know on the 2nd of November
Dwayne Johnson : do you know what today is
Kevin hart:no
Dwayne Johnson : throw the shortest person you know day
Kevin hart: Oh no