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load that should have been swallowed

the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....

you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."

by Alistair Murray September 8, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fully Loaded Baked Potato

Similar to 'Baked Potato', a non-erect penis that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded).

Honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?

by StormerCloudz September 16, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shoot my load and hit the road

When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.

Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare

by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.

Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!

by TeamScott September 18, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


load of shit forced down the throats of billions

Something completely overrated and became suprisingly very popular very fast.

Pokemon is a loud of shit forced down the throats of billions.

by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.

Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott September 18, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž