My bio dad just fucked and left and out popped me ... he nut n go
At the height of a party with a bunch of friends, all of the sudden one of your friends gets so wasted, he/she feels uncomfortable (for some reason or another), and leaves unannounced through the back door.
Homie 1: "Hey what the fuck happened to Tim?"
Homie 2: "I don't know, he probably trip n split."
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to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.
Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice
vomiting at a residence other than your own and then leaving before anyone notices.
That new years eve party was awesome until Rachel pulled the old boot n scoot.
Immediate evacuation of the premises upon completion of ejaculation.
I just can't believe, DJ pulled a skeet n leave!