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Ma'am, you have boot boobs.
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A joke played on an online game (usually X-Box Live or PSN) in which the host, who has the ability to kick players from the game tricks a player into saying the word "Boot" or "Kick". The host will then kick that player as soon as he says it.
Host: Hey you know the cat from Shrek?
Victim: Yea
Host: Whats his name?
Victim: Puss in Boots? *KICKED*
I have to say Boot Joke in example???
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Timberland Boots are footwear for chavs to blow the rest of their unemployment money on after buying cigarettes and booze.
Oi bruv. Ain't those timberland boots sick. Imma buy dem same ones innit.
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that's cool, that's awesome, ect ect ect
"Hey, I just got a new insert cool object here"
"Das boot, man"
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having a mouse in your shoe, and or anus.
I have a tiny hairy mammal in my boot and or ass, dude you've got a boot gopher!
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Booted up is like another way of saying cooling it or hanging out with your friends
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The unfortunate fate awaiting many a man, especially one who loses a bet. A group of men all spit into a dirty, sweaty boot filled with beer, which is then stirred with a man's erect penis. The mixture is poured through a man's naked ass crack and into the mouth of the unfortunate bet-loser.
Todd bet that Nixon's middle name was Moe, so the lads forced a beer boot on him.
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