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Five fingers in the front, two in the back.
He gave that girl a good old fashioned Mexican Pickup Truck.
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When during sex, a the male partner inserts his fecal matter into the female's anus.
Last night Alicia and I reverse dump trucked! It was really awesome.
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A tow truck so big that the natural curve of the earth causes it to teeter
The super tow truck looks like a see saw stretched from San Francisco to New York!
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a useless fat wreck or fuck up to society,
they hunt in packs and smell of old cheese
they think they are kings but rather they are a
Fat Truck Stop
A perfect example of this would be Weybo and shcroter they are the biggest Fat Truck Stops i know
cheers boys
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A pretty boy truck is a full-size pickup truck that was ordered with options such as leather seats, wood-grain dash trim, and the most chrome trim options available from the factory. A pretty-boy truck has a short bed and no hitch since the owner never has and never will do any work with it. They are usually four-wheel drive, but this is just so the owner can brag about having 4WD (the pretty boy owner will never take it off pavement for fear of getting it dirty). A pretty boy truck is often accented with fake chrome-colored trim accessories bought for a dollar apiece at Autozone, and many city people put 24 inch rims and lo-pros on it that give you a 100 foot turning radius and traction like roller-skates. 9 out of 10 times it is a Chevrolet, since they are already unsuited for work, and chances are also good that the owner is a raging douchebag. City douchebags like to lower the suspension beyond any utility, while country douchebags like to lift them beyond all utility.
Worker #1: "Hey, Joe, did you see Tyler's truck in the parking lot this morning?"
Worker #2: "Yeah. You know, it wouldn't look like such a pretty boy truck if it didn't have plastic chrome-colored door handle stickers, gas cap stickers, and the Fox sticker on the back window."
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Your crush. Plain and simple.
As a kid, when the Ice Cream truck would come around, you would get excited and shit. Thats how you feel when your crush walks by.
Dude, Mary is soo cool. Shes my Ice Cream truck
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A girl says this when she wants to cheat with somebody, but the guy she's cheating on is in the same room
Her: Hey do u want to go to food truck Friday with me this weekend
Him: hell yes let's do it
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