The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.
When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.
I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.
Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink
Yo, you want to go to Frosty Balls Brewery and drink some Brown Frost until we can't see straight?
The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.
Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.
The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.
"Last night was awesome. I totally gave her a Brown Critter."
shitting your pants on the golf course
Person 1 : Where did bob go?
Person 2: He just had a brown healer after that hole in one
when someone fucks up so bad at work that they are awarded the "Brown Trophy"
oh John you fucking did it again,
"this years brown trophy award goes to John for fucking do it again"