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brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.

I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.

by khaytsus April 15, 2010


Brown Carrie

When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.

I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.

by Seanye721 October 16, 2020


Brown Frost

Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink

Yo, you want to go to Frosty Balls Brewery and drink some Brown Frost until we can't see straight?

by FrostyBB April 16, 2010


Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009


Brown Critter

The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.

"Last night was awesome. I totally gave her a Brown Critter."

by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013


Brown Healer

shitting your pants on the golf course

Person 1 : Where did bob go?
Person 2: He just had a brown healer after that hole in one

by MontourGolf22222 February 8, 2023


brown trophy

when someone fucks up so bad at work that they are awarded the "Brown Trophy"

oh John you fucking did it again,

"this years brown trophy award goes to John for fucking do it again"

by the fabricator November 30, 2017