Torture brought upon mankind to separate the men from the boys. Only 1 in every 100 000 guys survives the entire 30 day period. You probably have already lost, haven't you?
Stay strong men. We must slay these thots once and for all.
Person 1: Hey, how's No Nut November going for you?
Person 2: I lasted 45 minutes.
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November 7th is a special day. It is the day of smashing. Smashing that special girl day. The day where you can slap dat girls ass. The day where you can shoot yo shot. The day where finally grow a pair and talk to that special girl in person.
November is also the month of people who are freaky are born. They are loving people. If you didnβt know they were conceived in the month of love so it kinda makes sense. They may seem like a bitch but there genuinely good at the heart once you get to know them. BUT watch out, DO NOT do them wrong or else
Yo guess what day it is!! Itβs November 7th time to go get that girl and make her mine
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Yo bro itβs November 30 aka national suck a dick day
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girls with big booties are born on this day
lana must be born on 26 november.. look at that booty
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The national day where the dumbass gets the best head
You already know it's November 27th
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usually the badest bitches are born on this day, they will usually have a dumn boyfrisnd and one brother and a sister, there mum will be annoying most of the time and there dad will be a sound cunt, and they will 1000000% like the cowboy emoji and they will say monopoly instead of a shag
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November 13, the day where all girls are able to grab guys dicks and guys canβt do anything about it even if itβs no nut november.. good luck soldiers.
Girl: itβs November 13th
Guy: shit
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