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No Nut November

Torture brought upon mankind to separate the men from the boys. Only 1 in every 100 000 guys survives the entire 30 day period. You probably have already lost, haven't you?

Stay strong men. We must slay these thots once and for all.

Person 1: Hey, how's No Nut November going for you?
Person 2: I lasted 45 minutes.

by asspenis7 November 3, 2019

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November 7th

November 7th is a special day. It is the day of smashing. Smashing that special girl day. The day where you can slap dat girls ass. The day where you can shoot yo shot. The day where finally grow a pair and talk to that special girl in person.

November is also the month of people who are freaky are born. They are loving people. If you didn’t know they were conceived in the month of love so it kinda makes sense. They may seem like a bitch but there genuinely good at the heart once you get to know them. BUT watch out, DO NOT do them wrong or else

Yo guess what day it is!! It’s November 7th time to go get that girl and make her mine

by bigboiiiiiboomer November 5, 2019

41πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


November 30

National suck a dick day

Yo bro it’s November 30 aka national suck a dick day

by Balls in ya mouth November 17, 2020

26πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


26 november

girls with big booties are born on this day

lana must be born on 26 november.. look at that booty

by natalia.foxx November 12, 2019

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November 27th

The national day where the dumbass gets the best head

You already know it's November 27th

by SexyDickmaster69 October 16, 2019

68πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


november 19

usually the badest bitches are born on this day, they will usually have a dumn boyfrisnd and one brother and a sister, there mum will be annoying most of the time and there dad will be a sound cunt, and they will 1000000% like the cowboy emoji and they will say monopoly instead of a shag

november 19 is rad dude

by pu33yslayer12345678 October 23, 2019

32πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


November 13

November 13, the day where all girls are able to grab guys dicks and guys can’t do anything about it even if it’s no nut november.. good luck soldiers.

Girl: it’s November 13th
Guy: shit

by mrs. take your man November 5, 2019

26πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž