October 25th

Go fuck yourself day. This day is me at for clowns to go fuck themselves

October 25th is known as go fuck yourself day

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October 20

🍆 On this day a footy prodigy was born. He was blessed with a soft touch, a kind chin (The kind you wanna lay your nutz on), great eyebrows and ocean eyes that are so deep some people say if you fall in you will get lost forever!! He is always a 6 in a 69er and he has a Cavan FC logo tattooed on his lower back.

Shot gun a bud light on October 20 to acknowledge his greatness🍺

Guy: Yo is it lil pz 🍆 day of birth?
Other guy: oh shit I almost forgot it’s October 20 today!
Both guys grab a bud light hold it up to the sky and yell: this ones for you lil p 🍆 You fucking DICK... then continue to shotgun the BL

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october 20

National have sex day (you get to have sex til ur penis can't take no more)

yo bro I can't wait til october 20th

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October 31st

This is a day where random people dress up as idiots and steal candy from innocent people.

its called halloween stupid
October 31st is halloween

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October 22

October 22, is ask your crush out your crush day.!

It’s October 22 today “ima ask out Avery today. Ight”

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October 29

October 29 aka National fake relationship day. Make a fake relationship with whoever you want. Rules: must give one thing of the person to the other person for example; guys give your hoodie to your girl and girls give your scrunched to your guy ( but it could be anything else). Second and last rule is make it seem REAL.

Bella: Hey Aaron it’s October 29th which means it’s national fake relationship day. Do you want to be my boyfriend for the day.
Aaron: Sure. Here is my hoodie
Bella: And here is my scrunchie

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October 29

“You get to fight someone” day. Go whack shit crazy on some mofos

october 29 is when u use legal items and beat the shit out of someone!!!

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