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A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."
I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!
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Bro-ing is the act of going out with your buddies and doing guy things like hitting sports events, working on vehicles, scoping out the game, hunting and any reasonable stuff guys like to do, providing that it's a guy only day.
Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.
Bill: What's the plan today?
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!
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Bro-Cred is a method of payment between bros. When money is not available, the charge is placed on Bro-Cred to be payed back later. Bro-Cred is only used amongst those whom you trust.
Bro 1: "Oh shit dude, I only have 2 bucks in my wallet."
Bro 2: "Don't worry about it, we'll just put it on bro-cred."
"Fuck me man, after that last sack I'm up to $125 on bro-cred."
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Bro-night is a night when a group of male friends get together to do something in the intentional absence of women.
This is typically undertaken by a group of friends who are all in committed relationships, and wish to get away from womanly things, and eat pizza with their dude friends.
P1: Hey fella's bro-night is this tuesday, ditch ya bitch and come get some pizza.
P2: Uh sorry guys, I have to go to bed bath and beyond with my girl so we can pick up some lavender bath soap.
P3: Fuck that shit dude, bro-night is man-datory. You'll be there, and you'll be drinking fucking whiskey.
P2: You knnow what? Fuck yeah, I'll be there! Bro night!
P1: Bro nght!
P2: Bro night!
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n. The game played where the word "bro" substitutes the rhyming syllable of a pop culture icon. This usually happens after a topic of discussion dwindles down. The more insulting the pop culture reference, the better. Having "bro" in the first and last name is a double whammy that is worth double points. The one who can't make a comeback, loses.
Bro 1: Yo, can I copy your homework for History?
Bro 2: Sure thing Bro J. Simpson.
Bro 1: Alright thanks Angelina Brolie
Bro 2: No problem Broeseph Stallin
Bro 1: David Browie
Bro 2: Browie Buddafubro
Bro 1: Bro Bronas
Bro 2: *winces in pain* Ow, that hurt bro.
Bro 1: That's the bro game my friend.
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'Shot bro' is used often in NZ when someone scores something.. such as sex, a hole in one (golf), balls in hoops (basketball) getting full drivers license, etc etc.. The term can basically be used whenever you are proud\happy for someone that achieved something.
Son: Hey man, I scored some poon last night!
Father: Shot bro!
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