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When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"
A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!
the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
Friend 1: Any plans tn?
Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place
A person who suffers from paranoid delusions and hallucinations, who coincidentally cuts holes in furniture because they believe there are people hiding or living inside.
Be careful letting him stay overnight by himself...Poor fella'. He's a couch-cutter.
a quote about having fun from emily in 401
me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.
Jesse was up all night being a couch troll