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Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.
And possibly eat it, if you're into that.
I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.
The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table
John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose
take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving
evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back
Setting that shit a blaze
Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.
White people: pass the salt and pepper
Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.
Man 1: bro, Amanda was kick boxing with me and she hit me in the royal round tables!
Man 2: Dude that fucking sucks
when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs
john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs