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tayto toilets > you
the tayto toilets are better than you LOL
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When you take or snapshot a photo of your friend or family taking a shit. It is not a toilet dundee unless they think someone is breaking into the bathroom. Toilet dundee's have been around for centuries, as the mark of the beggining in dan yi's bathroom, contributing to shammings in college parties all around America.
DAMN, did u see carloses toilet dundee? He had a towel over him and he thought someone was breaking into the bathroom!
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When stall after stall is flooded or stopped up and you keep entering and exiting until you find a stall you can comfortably take a dump in.
"Well if the janitors would do their damn job I wouldn't have to toilet bounce."
"I'm an avid toilet bouncer. If there's even toilet paper on the floor in the stall it's on to the next one."
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One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.
Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.
Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.
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The most important thing in times of a pandemic.
Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!
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The third after Thanksgiving dinner.
I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
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