What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

A reaction used to describe awkward moments such as a cracker saying the n-word.

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

plebbing piece of suicidal toast

A person that is stupid and should kill theirself

Teo is a plebbing piece of suicidal toast

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burnt like buttered toast

getting burned (mentally)

you just got burnt like buttered toast

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french toast my asshole

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.

Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "

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Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus)

An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.

Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)

1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).

2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)

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did you get the french toast?

When everyone all of a sudden gets silent, you ask the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" to break the silence. This usually starts a 20-30 min. conversation confusing the hell out of people.

All of a sudden, everyone outside at the camp fire got super quiet; I then asked the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" This broke the silence for sure.

swag boi eats toast

Some faggot that’s thinks he is funny stealing jokes

Person 1: you know Wilmers?
Person 2: you mean swag boi eats toast?
Person 1: what a fag
Person 2: more like Gayboieats toast hahahha lmao so funny #420guccigang

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