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To meet someone at McDonald's park to fight
Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.
He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.
When you’re doing any girl from behind and she falls over, so you hold her up by her shoulders to get the right gallop.
I was riding her too hard, she gave up and me and had to rein her back in low pony style to keep on track.
The word ‘pony’ is newcastle/geordie slang to describe something that is bad.
pedro - “look at me new skeets wor kid”
jeremiah - “fuck off man there pure pony them man ked!”
Short for ponytail.
A woman’s hairstyle where all the hair is tied together, resembling that a of pony’s tail.
Ariana Grande’s edges are going straight into the trash wearing all those high ponies all the time.
It was too hot out, so I tied my hair into a pony.
tommyinnit and philzaminecraft old man
- mayatheplant
"Phil I want a pony for Christmas."
"I don't care about that, we're gonna die."