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(n.) a woman who is short in stature but high in bangability.
Shawn Johnson is micro-poon.
when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
he's looming the poon
Something I’d like to stick my finger in
Can I smell your Poon Tang?
Why no!
Well it must be your socks
A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.
Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon
A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.
Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon
To bed more women than your fellow males
Damn, he’s at it again! Johnny out-poons any of us and he has a bad back and no personality!
To bed more ladies than your fellow man
Damn! How the fuck does Johnny do it? I bet he out-poons Wilt Chamberlin!