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'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).
Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?
Danny: noop
Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon
A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
Or "pussy price" or "pp"
The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"
Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O
"She lives in Oslo bro, is the poon price worth it?! You could be chilling with us, and maybe even find some hot local singles in your area."
Some may say this is wrong (amanda herself) but it really is Amanda Juicy-Poon. She doesn’t like to admit her true background (the poon).
“Can Amanda Juicy-Poon come????”
“No.”
To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)
Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.
(n.) a woman who is short in stature but high in bangability.
Shawn Johnson is micro-poon.
when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
he's looming the poon