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the time right after a person gets on facebook, before you can talk to them.
1. i saw aaron get on facebook, but i had to give him some pre-chat time so he didnt think i was clingy.
Girl 1:OMG! josh gives me no pre-chat time on facebook, its like he never stops talking to me!
Girl 2:ME TOO!! its so annoying! some people just dont understand pre-chat time!
My brother always talks to me like the second I get on Facebook, I don't think he understands pre-chat time yet.
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political slang used in place of other more sensitive words like kill, rape, annihilate, bomb-the-shit-out-of, wage-war or decimate because it pretends it is acting in defense from another country that actually poses no real threat.
Dubya: I dont like saddam cuz he tried to keel' ma daddy. Lets...
Rice: Uh Mr. president.. (shakes her head).
Dubya: Right...I geet it (winks and thumbs up) lets
pre-emptive strike his ass!
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The act of being unfaithful as a result of fear that one's mate will someday be unfaithful.
My wife was afraid I was going to sleep with my secretary so she pulled a pre-emptive strike with the pool boy.
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clear, salty, and runny liquid that comes out of your cock when you jerk off or have a throbbing hard cock in your underwear or get sucked. Basically when you are very horned up.
Damn, I've been jerking off for 5 hrs and my cock is all wet with cock pre-juice!
My underwear always get wet and smelly because my cock pumps out pre-juice whenever it gets throbbing hard.
I love sucking his cock because his cock pumps out a lot of tasty pre-juice when I suck him off.
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actually there is no such thing as a presequitur, but there is a common misconcepton that there is something of that nature which exists. The Phallacy results due to an ignorance of linguistic derivation commonly known as ontology.
Non means "without"
sequitur means following
therefore non sequitur means without following
in some examples people mistakenly believe a presequitur is something that crops up from a previous conversation in a new conversation - but this is still merely a non sequitur
a) Dude are you sure about this presequitur business
b) oh absolutely certain - doesnt exist
a) fried eggs ?
b) hmmm what?
a) thats what i think we ate that on tabletop mountain
b) ahaha oh I get it you used a non-sequitur
a) yes to illustrate the point that its not a pre-sequitur
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A person who wants to help society by helping people get better. They are caring people who want to go to medical school.
My best friends are pre-med students and med school students. They are AWESOME.
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post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut confusion :
"dude i was about to nut then my head hurt bruh"
"damn thats pre nut confusion"
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