ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.

Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.

shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

ultimate rag buss

when something is so good but so bad at the same time

he was driving the civic with a fat wing... ultimate rag buss.

Rochester Cunt Rag

The literal sex-term, if you will, translates to ejaculating onto a towel (preferably one used to polish an American car) and wiping a girls vagina with it.

I just gave my a Rochester Cunt Rag last night, and now she needs an abortion.

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cunt rag

undergarment see underwear

i forgot to wear my cunt rag

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Ragged ass daddy

A much older guy who is usually on drugs has no job and nothing to offer that young girls find irresistible.

You knew I was just a ragged ass daddy when we started dating

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Dipped a rag on a brother

The term for describing when you recieve a $20 tip from a costumer. ie: Valet, Bellman, Golf Attendant.

A valet telling a coworker "That guy that pulled up in the BMW just dipped a rag on a brother!"

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