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When another man drips jizz on your balls.
Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"
When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.
Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.
When you get scared l, shocked or something cool happens instead of saying holy sh*t say holy salt
Dan: boo 👻
Ellen: ahhhhh holy salt you scared me
A response to the amount of saltiness spewed by toxic opponents. Can make a nice engraving on a salt shaker.
Opponent: What a Save! What a Save! You're trash! Your mom's a hoe!
An Intellectual: HOLY SALT
When someone expresses an opinion or point of view that is saltier than salt.
Person A: Did you hear what Person C said?
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: He talked about how Person D's song is somehow good.
Person B: That is a case of raw salt.
When someone states facts that turn out to be horseshit when looked up
Gopi gazed on the iodized salt in my house and stated with conviction that the iodized salt makes you dumber which turned out to be absolute horseshit when looked up, hence the origin of salt Facts.
To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!
You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.