I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM

CANT TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT I GAVE YOU

ITS TO THE POINT WHERE I LOVE AND I HATE YOU AND I CANNOT CHANGE YOU SO I MOST REPLACE YOU EASIER SAID THAN DONE I THOUGHT YOU WHERE THE ONE LISTING TO MY HEART INSTED OF MY HEAD,,, I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM

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i see no god up here other then me

a meme with a cat on a post

Cat on a post: i see no god up here OTHER THEN ME

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

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I think we should see other people

A crappy way to break up with someone.

J: I think we should see other people
K: Yeah, me too.

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I could see what she had for breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.

other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.

(Australian Slang)

A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".

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wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.

Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.

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I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

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