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Sophie was at a party with some friends. It was about 10pm and things started to get wild. She pulled James toward her and whispered "please daddy, come upstairs". So they staggered up the stairway to the bathroom. As soon as they had locked the door Sophie said "turn around" once James had turned away she stripped down and James did the same. He turned around and shoved his hard dick into her pussy. She moaned loudly and stuck her tongue in his mouth. James then stuck his finger up her ass hole which made Sophie giggle.Then Sophie said "Harder Harder Daddy" So James pushed his dick as far as it would go. A few minutes later Sophie and James got bored of just doing stand up sex so they decided to do 69 in the bathtub. Sophie sucked his hard dick. "Fuck it, we should do this every night" Suddenly the heard someone trying to turn the door handle. They stood up and James said loudly "Just going shit" Then they heard footsteps going back downstairs. "That was close" They went back in the tub and they had some more 69. Then they heard a voice from downstairs saying "party's over". They stood up and got dressed. As they were leaving the bathroom James said to Sophie "wanna come over to my house for the night?"

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Gender.... Duh.

Doc: What sex are you?
You: Male.

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The cause of human evolution

Person A: let's have sex
Person B: but I'm a guy
Person A: it's 2019 you little shit!

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To people who fuck

have you have sex yet

Bill: you mean to people who fuck
Jill: yeah me and Eric did
Eric: yeah dude
Bill though: shit

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A song you sing when having sex.

Sexy Girl: Can I lick your tippy tippy?
Sexy Dude: Only if you make it sticky sticky.
*Intense Moaning*
Hot Girl: Like a rice crispy crispy?
Hot Dude: It will make me pop an erection into you every day!

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Organisms of many species are specialized into male and female varieties, each known as a sex. Sexual reproduction involves the combining and mixing of genetic traits: specialized cells known as gametes combine to form offspring that inherit traits from each parent.

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