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Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.
Joker-perpetrator
The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.
The Hero-batman fan
Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.
Batman/Joker Conflict
The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:
A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.
B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.
C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
Another term for a Homosexual.
Have you heard? Philip Schofield is a raging Shirt Lifter.
Shirts that really dont have a brand on them.their just sort of a shirt.
These can be bought at low retail stores like goodwill.
American Eagle,*Converse*,abercrombie and other name brand companies are exact opposites.
Devon:did you see tony walking around with that no tagged shirt?
Kevin: lolyeah.
Kevin: he has alot of no tagged shirts u c.
A cardigan and shirt which are combined together to make one item of clothing; often worn by Steven Clement.
"Wow Steve - I love your cardi-shirt!!! You look so high end".
Slang for "head shirt" a style introduced in the 80s by adolescents and young adult primarily from North America. This style has started to become big again starting in about 2012, and currently being sold in larger stores such as Walmart.
"I loved Cara Delevigne's new photoshoot! She featured so many different shirteds!"
The smell behind the arcade machine or the AC out on the balcony at a hotel
The man I walked pass smelled shirted.
Quickly tugging your penis to make it semi-erect/chub up usually right before someone sees it.
Person 1: I'm a grower so I had to tuck in my shirt before walking past the pool in my sweatpants.
Person 2: You tuck in too? I do that at the gym!