shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

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laux that shit

The act of saying something dirty and sticking your tounge out in response to the dirtiness
Commonly used in New Jersey

"...and that's what an alaskan pipeline is (sticks out tounge)"
"Did you just laux that shit?"

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No shit Watson

"No shit Sherlock" for retarded people. Also used to state something obvious, but not that obvious.

(on the way to school in the special bus)

Dude 1: The sky is blue.
Dude 2: No shit Watson!

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Mythbust that shit

Short for, "Mythbusters that shit!"

Telling somebody to check the TV show Mythbusters as a rebuttal after they wrongly claim a myth/rumor is true.

Especially helpful if they still disagree with you after your first refute.

John: A penny dropped from the Empire State Building can kill somebody.
Brian: No it can't...
John: Dude, I read it online.
Brian:Dude, MYTHBUST THAT SHIT!!!!!!

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Tandem Shitting

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.

Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".

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shit-all

Used to measure the extreme SHIT-ALL can mean "entirely" or "absolutely nothing". SHIT-ALL can be interchanged with the words
"very", "goddammed", "overly", or "jack-shit", depending on it's context.

1.) Why you got to be so shit-all stupid?
2.) I'll tell you what, Jeb don't know shit-all about fuck, far as I'm concerned.

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Put that shit on

When someone says that you put that shit on it means you’re dressed nice or drippe etc.

“Damn Kari you put that shit on today!”

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