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Shoot someone so much they get turned gay
Person 1: Damn it Tom, Shoot me damn it!
Person 2: Oh yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot Me Straight
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When a face palm does not cut it.
Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.
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A euphemism for sexual intercourse. More specifically, the act of performing a Russian Unicorn. Where one straps a dildo to his/her head, and then has sex. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."
ref: RavenHaus.
Chris: "Dude i heard your girl is going to spend the night"
Edward: "Yeah! We are totally going to Shoot a Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"
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the moment in which your gonna ejaculate on a girl.
I'm gonna shoot it, bang-boom
Shoot from the hip Got it loaded bang, pull the trigger boom I don't never miss
Hot sweaty steel, a woman's finger's on my gun
Pull it hard, touch the trigger Squeeze it when I'm gone
Ooh, come, woman, touch me, put it in your hand
Take a hold heart and soul Honey, I'm your man
Cock the hammer slowly and aim it at your love
Put my barrel in your holsterHot and sticky, here it comes
I got the bullet, load it up Slide it into place
My emotions Coming down all across your face
Like a velvet glove
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Drinking wine, especially a nice expensive one, straight from the bottle, forgoing the glass, aerator, decanter, etc.
"Shoot from the hip!" they said, as Jim slung back the bottle of 2005 Bordeaux and took a few big gulps.
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your really really stupid
I cant believe this is happenin shoot mr frank you damn straight stupid.
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what you say when you live in, or around the campbelltown, western sydny region.
i fucking hate life. neeerrr shoot me now
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