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a way to discriminate against mexicans because they clean
Bro shut up juan go clean up shop you mexican!
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A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.
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The re-interpretation or misinterpretation of an expression.
ie. 1 (from the movie “The Graduate”)
Mr. Robinson: “Don't you think your plan is kind-of half-baked, son?”
Ben: “Oh no sir. It's all the way baked.”
ie. 2
The conversation about our big, clumsy uncle came to a halt when she asked in exasperation, "What's so strange about a bowl in a china shop!?"
ie. 3
Teacher: “All right class, the last thing I want to get to is...”
Class clown: “Yeah. That's the last thing we want to get to, too.”
Well that was a bowl in a china shop! I guess he'd never heard that green can mean 'sick' as well as 'jealous'.
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The process of placing a donut on the penis before having sex and then proceeding. The type of donut doesn't matter but the hole must be big enough for the penis to fit through.
Tina: I like receiving Detroit Donut Shops.
Kelsey: Hellz yeah, me too!
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Singapore’s popular hangout for migrant workers, and a destination of choice for budget tourists, which is arguably ground zero for the high number of corona infected cases that had plagued the “fine” island-state.
Although safe distancing measures were in place at the dormitories long before the lockdown started on April 7, with thousands of migrant workers socializing and shopping at Mustafa Shopping Centre on their off days, it’d have been a miracle or modern-day Passover had God graciously and completely spared the mostly Hindu and Muslim migrants from the coronavirus.
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a paint shop where joe mamma shops! (inside joke!!)
ur mom went to joe's paint shop!
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Man 1:Did you hear, tim dropped his shopping all over katie's face last night
Man 2:No way!!!
(in bed) man:I'm dropping my Shopping!
Woman:Pull out pull out!
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