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When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.
Kath kicked her husbands arse at cards because she had mastered the devil shuffle...
This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.
Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.
Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.
I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.
shuffle rape
When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it
I am going to Idaho shuffle you
When you dance nude with a your cousin without consent.
During preschool I did the Wisconsin shuffle with my sister.
When your Zoom square changes position relative to other Zoom chat members that follow the look and logic of the iconic Brady Bunch square.
"Your square is Alice, no its Peter, then its Bobby. It's the Brady Bunch Shuffle."
When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.