Fake Snacks

When the most efficient snack stealer leaves an empty box of snacks in the cabinet and walks away.

We have Fake Snacks because Trace is a Snack Stealer.

grouper snack

A seriously sexy, smart and self reliant woman who is from Florida and loves men that treat them terribly.

Man I had a grouper snack last night she was a catch bro, but you know me, I’m more of a catch

snack rule

Gay

Snack rule: Sharing snacks? What’s that

Scrotum snack

Seamen

Hey baby i got some scrotum snacks for you.

Midnight Snack

A Midnight Snack is when you're woken up, from a dead sleep, at any time between 12 am and Sun-up (it has to still be dark out) with terrible diarrhea caused by the last meal you ate before going to bed.

If you are woken up with Shit Cramps, a Midnight Snack is almost certain to immediately follow.

Bro, I ate WAY too much Chinese food. I'm definitely gonna wake up for a midnight snack tonight

Midnight Snack

Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late

Is anyone coming over tonight?

Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.

midnight snacks

exercising as i like to call it

i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks