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A spiritual guide through the twists and turns of the anal cavity, the path of the anus is a most treacherous one and without proper spiritual guidence one can get lost deep within the void known as the anus.
I now better understand how to thrust my wiener into the anus in a more spiritual fashion.
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Do you understand what I'm saying
So that's the plan for today, smell what I'm stepping in?
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A phrase commonly used when a extremely annoying person starts showing symptoms of being a fuck head.
Guy that nobody likes: Hey guys!
Group: ...Hey...
Guy that nobody likes: I was thinking we could go paintballing!
Normal Guy: Hey. Take a Step Back
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(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.
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Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"
Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."
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Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."
Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"
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That's what you get when you take the genes of a Polok, and the genes of a one- legged Mongoloid and merge them together.
" Oh shit Earny,that freekin' Polaroid One-step is raking leaves up in the tree.
(Ya gotta love those Polish jokes)!
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it means, " to anyone who has a pussy, keep your pussy exclusive"
yo, tina!!! step your pussy up!!!, i dont wanna see u get pregnant every 10 months!
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Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.
Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.
Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!
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