Random
Source Code
Random
Wait, wasn't that on the show called, "Wow, Wow, Wubzy!?"
That yellow monster always pissed me off.
11👍 11👎
when you are having sex in doggy style and you leave to go "wash your face" and your friend comes in the room and fucks her without her knowing, and you go knock on the window, or, when you are having sex in doggy style and when you are about to cum, you pull out, spit on her back and when she turns around, you skeet in her eye!
i surprised my girl with the great houdini and she got pissed, but now we look back on it and fucking laugh!!
2👍 17👎
1.Taking from the poor, giving to the rich, giving racists positions of power when you can't have a family member hold that spot
2. Reverse Christmas
2a. A reason to hope you wake up soon
I'll make America great again, as soon as I'm done pooping.
11👍 171👎
An exclamation of surprise
Great gallopin' Gilgamesh! Is it really you?!
8👍 7👎
Usually done as a dare by drunk white 20 year old horny males it is when a person goes in the water and shits in the water to attract sharks. When the sharks arrive the other males tie it down upside down and proceed to put salsa in the sharks vagina or asshole. The males then proceed to put his penis inside the ass and fuck it til the cows come home. Usually they then letthe shark nibble their penis. This ususally ends in the decapitation of the penis' head
Hey Jimmy you're wasted! Lets go get some Great White Delight
I've got all this salsa...LETS GO FUCK A SHARK!!!
Im bored....LETS GO FUCK A SHARK!!!
16👍 18👎
War in which Cows slaughtered the Llamas and took over the world to extablish a stronger foothold on world domination. AKA end of all Llamas and Human Tyrrany.
Llamas and Cows and the World War.
30👍 31👎
An expression exclaimed when one bro discerns an exquisite specimen of a female homo-sapien. Said female prospect must possess an immaculately proportioned rack and a remarkably quintessential gluteus maximus.
Great Googly Moogly that bih is fine; fuck my tits bro
8👍 7👎