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One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.
John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.
It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.
Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.
Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.
A man with a dick that can unleash Niagara Falls on a girl. Alsoo has a nice ass
A full kit wanker who steals other people's wives.
Wayne Bridge: Honey! We've won the match!
*Opens door to find John Terry shirt on the floor*
A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...
I wanna wanna wanna be... John Lindsey!
A barrier island in South Carolina, in the Charelston area. Known for is infamous parties, drinking, & drug consumption. Usually done by ages 14-99.
Bazzle: PARTY AT THE TREE FARM!
Kid 1: Isn't that on Johns Island?
Bazzle: DUH.
Kid 1: YESSSS!