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To go out to the pub or a restaurant directly from work on site without washing and changing clothes first. This may mean that you stand out from the crowd in your snickers workwear, high-vis vest and safety boots. Not usually advisable unless you dont mind looking like a total twat.
Engineer 1: "Lads, it's 19:45 - we need to wrap this shit up and get some dinner. Will we go back to the hotel and meet up in the bar?"
Engineer 2: "OK, but let's go out on a black 'un - I can't be arsed to go back and get ready to go out".
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the act of going shopping as early as possible to get early bird specials on the most sale filled day of the year with the most people fighting over sales they could find cheaper online if they looked for them but are too hyped up about it to care
girl 1: hey what'd you do yesterday?
girl 2: i was black fridaying, i found an ipod on sale for $250
girl 1: oh i got the same one online for $150 sucks for you i got to sleep
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two gay boys— one thirteen and one a demon butler— really have sexual tension between them tbh like just go fûck Ciel, Sebastian.
OML black butler is a shit ton of gay.
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Perhaps the scariest snake in the world. Its an elapidae snake that gets its name from the inky black interior of its mouth. The color of the snake is usually an olive or kakhi color. This serpent is the most feared in Africa and that is saying a lot. This snake has incredibly powerful venom that can cause a human to collapse in 45 minutes. The venom causes people to overproduce sweat and saliva eventually leading to collapse and complete respiratory failure. Combined with the fact that this species grows from 10 to 14 long, has lighting quick speed, is very strong, can be highly aggressive at times and is fully aware of its own deadliness this is the most feared snake in Africa.
I saw the Crocodile Hunter try to fool around with a black mamba once. The black mamba literally grabbed the Crocodile Hunter by his wrist with its tail. Not vice versa. That's not something you don't see every day. Then again, not too many are crazy enough to pursue a black mamba.
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Black magic is an ancient art of magic that dates back to the dawn of mankind's questional ability to psychic powers and domination of others through incantation.
Black magic's main use is to hurt others that the sorcerer deems unworthy, inhuman, and in need of pain through psychic visualisation and realisation of Universal law and movement along with group incantation.
It can found to be used without incantation. Incantation was a form used by people in group settings so that magic could multiply among its users.
When one uses black magic the pain brought back to the caster of the spell uses inflicts damage that is twice as worse upon themselves.
This is why a dark wizard must be a very very very cold hearted bastard and not care about anyone or anything around them, even their own life.
My mom lost her job after I cursed a female I hated. Funny enough, Nikki lost her job too.
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a black and mild which is modified slightly so that it contains tasty tobacco from the black as well as weed to deliver a two in one punch that will leave you wanting more. this is done by twisting the black to empty about half of the cigar and replace it with grass. this method can be used by rolling amatures or rookies to provide perfect form in a blunt
"yo dude i need to chill out, hit me up with a black."
"a black and mild?"
"nah, a black and wild."
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The ickiest, nastiest, weirdest, most disturbing hentai ever.
Ew! Did you see episode 3 of Bible Black? I couldn't sleep for a week!
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