canadian tuxedo

A sexual act where the male makes an incision in the female's breasts to draw blood, then proceeds to ejaculate on her chest.

"Man I cut my girlfriend pretty deep before I jizzed on her tits when I gave her a Canadian Tuxedo."

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Canadian Pride

The having of all or most STD's at once.

Man, that Fuck Skull'll get you some Canadian Pride if you aint careful son!

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canadian stoplight

when you get out of your car, run around it and get back in.

Hey lets make this a canadian stoplight, dont drive away until i get back in the car.

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canadian sockpuppet

The act of sticking ones hand up a women's anus so far you can control her body movements

I gave her a Canadian Sockpuppet last night, she is still shaking

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Canadian Midget

Small or short person from Canada.

Oh my Gosh that is a Canadian Midget.

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Canadian Snorkel

Two people fill their asses with air using a bicycle pump, air compressor, etc. Then proceed to sink themselves in a body of water using large stones until they reach the bottom. From there on the use the air in their asses to keep them oxygenated prolonging the amount of time they have for underwater exploration.

Josh - "Al and Sean have sure been down there for a while"

Savanna - "Yea, they're probably the best Canadian Snorkelers I've ever seen"

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canadian frosty

A Canadian frost is when a girl is on her period and bleeds into a cup, then a man urinates into the same cup. They freeze the liquids and when frozen, they eat it.

Blood urine eat Canadian frosty

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