A cat/ kitty that has taken a mean shit and got it all over it self. Dump Kitties are usually found roaming streets.
hey look i took a dump on the lawn and a cat rolled over it ands became a dump kitty.
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v. To turn someone down before you are asked out
Isaac pre-dumped me last night. He told me he doesn't want to date me and just wants to be friends
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The act of breaking up with a partner by lying to make them feel better. The typical lie involves blaming the dumper's own self for the problem.
1) I realized that I was being soft dumped when he said, "It's not you it's me."
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After your done having sex, and your resting. Your soft cock falls out of her snapper.
I made such a mess last night. After having sex with Lauren. I fell asleep and dumped the bunny all over the bed.
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The act of taking a shit on the side of the highway when there is no bathroom availible.
Gary had a serious case of turtle head poking while traveling down I-696 near Detroit. With no shitters in sight, he pulled over and took a Highway Dump in front of his car. He used his pants and underwear to wipe his ass, and was on his way.
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Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.
Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*
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dump(ing, ed) swamp- to have the shits. can be used in past and presen or future.
Oh man, I had way to many onion rings last night. I've been dumping swamp all day.
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