When you take a shit and then sit on their face.
MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose
What ladies get from wiping back to front.
Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .
When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.
Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today
Calling someone a silly moose means that they are acting silly and acting like a dickhead at the same time.
Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?
We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table
A gross, guttural noise, often described as a mixture between a grunt, a shriek, and a shout.
The belted a moose noise as he was kicked in the testicals