Hempire Rolling Papers

Rolling papers made from pure hemp. They are slow burning, healthy, burns slow and runs for 2 bucks in your local smoke/head shop.

I rolled some DANK ass Bubba Kush with Hempire Rolling Papers; the J got me chiefed for like 3 hours fool... THAT SHIT CRAYYY

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Paper nipple clip

a paper clip specially made for nipples

I slapped that "Paper nipple clip" on her so smoothly.

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paper covers rock

The phenomenon which occurs when one party tries to pound it and another goes up for a high five instead. A reference to how the person's open palm seems to "cover" the fist, much like rock paper scissors.

John: Dude, pound it!
Tom: High five!
John: Oh, god DAMN you Tom.
Tom: Sorry dude, paper covers rock!

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Digital Paper Cuts

The pain felt by multiple revisions of digital documents to achieve an end product / presentation

After input received from 10 different co-workers, the author had multiple Digital Paper Cuts

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Toilet paper hoarder

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.

Karen is a toilet paper hoarder

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Scissors Cut Paper

The phrase often said during the act of forming a "V" with both your pointer finger and middle finger and opening and closing them upon someones hand which was going for a high five .

Person: High Five!
Me: Scissors cut paper.
Person:WTF?

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Fly Like Paper

To be as cool as money itself, not necessarily to be assigned a monetary value (prositution). But to be as popular and as desireable.

"Fly Like Paper, Get High like Planes"
-MIA

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