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Morbidly obese (i.e. overweight, fat, tubby, huge, and occasionally "big-boned") Women in the Oak Harbor/Island County of Whidbey Island, Washington. These creatures are of the pachyderm family, are mammals, and are the largest land animals alive today. Their habitat includes country bars, cheap nightclubs, and many of the fast food locations across the northwestern state of Washinton and southern Canada. W.I.W's are omnivores, spending 16 hours a day collecting junk food, beer, and large supply of Man-Beef. Their diet is at least 50% Hotdogs, supplemented with grease, burgers, fries, chips, candy, and small amounts of fruit juice, lean cuisine and diet coke. Scientists belive that because they only digest 40% of what they eat, they have to make up for their digestive system's lack of efficiency in volume. An adult W.I.W can consume 300–600 lb (140–270 kg) of food a day. 60% of that food leaves their body undigested, which is why they smell funny. They also give fantastic blowjobs.
Steve Irwin: CRIKEY! Do you see thaht? What you ar now lookin' at is one of the many Innnnfamous Whidbey Island Whales! We got to be veeery careful as not to disturb hher in hher hhabitat. Lets go in for a closer look! Goregeous!
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A whale war addict is any person from the age of 8 to 80, who watches every single retarded episode of whale wars. No matter how little they get done or mistakes they make are drawn to watch the next episode while still cursing out how stupid the episode is they are watching at the moment. Medically speaking there is no cure for a whale war addict, unless the whalers sink a harpoon into that POS ship.
Man, i can't wait to see the next episode, I'm such a whale war addict
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a phrase used when someone is taking a long time @ the drinking fountain during recess.
"Hey fucker, save some for the Whales!!!"
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the portion of a thong that shows above the pants in the back, it resembles a whale tail. whale tail- when a girl bends over and previously unseen whale tail shows, she is whale tailing, you the one who sees it have been whale tailed.
When Annette bent over half of her thong was visible. " Yo, Annette, you just whale tail(ed) me, son!"
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1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work
2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"
3) When attempting something stupid and failing
!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.
Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.
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When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.
Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.
Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
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The blue whale game is where people do tasks for other people and 50 days later there's a request for a player to commit suicide
A: Did you hear about the children suicides?
B: I heard they were potentially linked to the blue whale game
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