Windows 98

The only way that you could make this OS run for any period of time is by not running it. Or just run the whole thing from its 16-bit (but really 2-bit) command line, DOS.

My dog could write better operating systems than Windows 98 by urinating on a keyboard.

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Window-Licker

A pointless insult to throw at mates.
Noun

A Window-Licker is a reference to a retard whom only posseses the ability to twist his/her head and lick uncontrollably. Then crossed with the hilarious image of one licking a window.
Can be used in a one phrase sentence I.E 'Lickie-Window!'

Harry trys to ink bomb a person 2 rows infront in school. He proceeds to launch it, missing, hitting ginger haired, cadet crazed form teacher.
Aaron: (retard sounds) Lickie-Window Harry!

Tom: Lawrence is such a Window-Licker! Look at him play cricket!

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Windows 10

A weird operating system that overheats your system

Yo you got the Trashy Windows 10?

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muddy windows

Getting a Hot Carl while wearing eyeglasses or goggles.

I'd like to give Yano some muddy windows.

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Window Hopper

One who gos window hopping. Usually found in areas consisting of mostly dorm rooms.

Gen wanted to have a nice night with Mike, so Gen went window hopping into Mikes room. Therefor, Gen is a window hopper.

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window eyes

Eyes that tell a story about one's soul; generally, a novel of one's past, present, and future without having to say a word. Derived from the expression, "the eyes are the window to the soul."

His window eyes were like an ocean to me, in which his dreams were reflected, and I could see everything.

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Window smashing

Going to smash your girlfriend on her period and it looks like you ran thru a window

Yo bro, you wanna get some beers.
Nah man, imma go window smashing.

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