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oral sex
despite some people still think it means fingering that has gone back to second and oral has become third it has been this way for aproxiametly 10 years maybe more.
there isn't an example of third base i could think of
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A total noob who runs through a base in tribes 2 who destroys EVERYTHING while using the strongest armor, armed with the strongest weapons. AVOID. If encountered, use anything fast or capable of repeated fire in a short time.
jo: Dude! that base raper just flew through our base!
Q: What was his name?
jo: toughguy123.
Q: what a noob.
toughguy123: j00 h4v3 b33n t3h pwnz0rD!!!
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Having sex with someone before every kissing someone.
I got to "1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base" last night woot woot , now I need to kiss someone.
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When you masturbate into your significant other's waiting hand, a huge turn-on for most
When your significant other lets you ejaculate into his or her hand, it is often cited as one of the greatest acts of affection your spouse can show you
Dude #1: Dude, I pleased my girlfriend last night, and then she started jerking me off and it was really hot, but she didn't think I was enjoying it, so she stopped.
I told that I loved it and needed to release, otherwise I would get blue-balled; but she wasn't really in the mood after that. So she gave me a choice: go masturbate in the bathroom by myself or she would limply kiss me and cup her hand under my erect penis to catch my love juice.
I gave her some plastic wrap and she caught my jizz in her loving hand, preventing from it from going into my pants or on the carpet; it was a good night!
Dude #2: Holy shit dude, you're such a pimp, you totally just got to 5th Base! We need to celebrate, lemme buy you some Pop; you are a Man now.
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having your roommate walk in while jacking off to a picture of his mom, and then joining....similtaniously sticking a frozen banana up a monkeys twat.
guy one: dude awesomest thing happened last night!!!!!!
guy two: what?!
guy one: i got some serious monkey action.
guy two: no way! 40th base?!?!? well done dude!
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Like ownin the libs n stuff but like kek
Boy: So like Ben Shapiro is literally just cope and cringe and like not even a real American
Girl: Hahahahaha you're so Based and Redpilled, we should hang out more :D
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A stolen base is when after reaching first base, you may try to engage your partner to get the next base in a stealthy way.
Tony and Amy kissed. Then he grabbed her by the boobs while they kissed without her noticing. He is credited with a stolen base.
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