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a person who's stupid, boring, lame etc...
he's a fuckin square bear!
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Native to the Northern Virgina area, Cyrus the Bear is about 5 feet tall and is very aggressive. He is relatively smelly and eats large amounts of salmon. Cyrus escaped from the Zoo and dressed up as a human to attack retarded fish and pretty school girls that are easy to catch and eat. He enjoys rubbing against trees and smelling butts with his big Bear nose. He likes to drive a stick shift.
Survival Tips:
-Run; Cyrus the Bear is very slow do to his short fat legs.
-Throw a Textbook; Cyrus the Bear is normally afraid of anything that contains intellectual information.
-Guns are not effective; do to his thick fat hide guns will only slow him down, best bet is to throw a fish to distract him.
Fact; The only one to ever take down a Cyrus Bear was the mighty hunters Julian and Clark. It was a long battle, but victory was theirs. However after the battle Cyrus escaped and is still taking lives. Cyrus the Bear has been known to take on as many as 50 men at once. Julian and Clark are continuing their hunt for the King Cyrus Bear....
-"HOLLY SHIT!, Danny look out! There is a big Cyrus BEAR! RUN before Cyrus the Bear eats you!!!!
-You hear what happen to Erin? She was eaten by Cyrus the Bear after school!
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a person who you fuck with from time to time
i need my teddy bear
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A term to describe the hairiest and most sexy Chiz ever. Enjoys sleeping and eating more than any other organism on earth.
"O' Chizzly Bear, O' Chizzly Bear, how i wish, you were a, care bear!"
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one who is a truly sneaky person, witty, or random, but it works for them.
Wow, Sara you little sneaky bear, you.
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The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
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The most beautiful girl in the entire world, kind , loving thoughtful and caring. Sexy body smokin ass and very easy to please, but if you cross her you might get mauled to death she is a bear
Matt: Daym who is that
Bryan: Oh thats my Emi Bear
Matt: i pooped
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