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When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.
"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"
An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.
Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.
Judging a mexican restaraunt on the quality of their burritos
"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place
Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
A burrito with meth stored in it.
"What is wrong with you today? Did you eat a Riverside burrito or something?"
To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked
Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?
Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.
Let's have a prison burrito!