wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill
alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..
the act of vomiting on a penis then preforming a blowjob on the vomit-covered-dick.
"I gave her the arkansas burrito last night"
"what the fuck dude"
A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side
May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink
Yes Diet Pepsi
A burrito with meth stored in it.
"What is wrong with you today? Did you eat a Riverside burrito or something?"
To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked
Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?
Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.
Let's have a prison burrito!
The Rockford Burrito is when an incel
graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.