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verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!
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This act is preformed when a man 'batwings' his ball sack over his partners vagina and then uses his penis to hammer his balls into her.
The Deke Hammer gave Colin some serious blue balls the next morning.
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Drunk beyond all mortal belief.
We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.
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When you have been drinking and smoking to much and accidently set your penis on fire. So you slap it across your girlfriends face to put it out.
My boy bharrat accidently set his penis on fire, so he yells here comes Lucifer's Hammer as he slaps it across his Girlfriend's face.
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When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.
This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.
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Hammer in which a “ special” person needs to keep from hurting themselves!!
Use the Todd Hammer so you do not hurt yourself.
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A baseball bat. Specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver's seat for the sole purpose of beating the fuck out of cracker ass douchebag white boys.
Ey nigga, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this bitches shit-
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