What ladies get from wiping back to front.
Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .
A gross, guttural noise, often described as a mixture between a grunt, a shriek, and a shout.
The belted a moose noise as he was kicked in the testicals
When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.
Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today
Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?
We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table
Calling someone a silly moose means that they are acting silly and acting like a dickhead at the same time.