Mother Nuru

A phrase used to describe someone too small to be described as small, or too short to be described as short.

Dude, she's a mother nuru. She makes smurfs look tall.

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Mother Fucker

The literal fucking of one's own mother.

S1: Hey man, did you hear Peter-Anthony fucked his mom again last night?

S2: Yes, I heard! He never ceases to amaze me of what a sick mother fucker he truly is.

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Mother ugly

A child that looks like their ugly mother.

John is so Mother Ugly!

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Your mother

A beginning of an insult that is apparantly "funny".
But tbh isnt.

Only if it's really insulting,
you'll laugh your ass off.

Your mother has chest hair.

LOL@HER

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Mother Fucker

One who has consumated with a female parental unit...

Rosie is not a mother fucker yet, but she aspires to be one oneday!

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Mother Hen

A term used to describe a woman of large proportions or large and in charge, usually in excess of 200 pounds, by a male who finds this body type attractive.

"High Five! I just filled the tank on that Mother Hen"

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j00r mother

bastard woman from hell in a toilet seawtcvgf tnuymr

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