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EPIC band.
If you haven't yet heard them, you've been living with a giant gaping hole in your brain. 'Nuff Said. You can't put a label on them, they're just too good.
Kind of the major religion where i grew up.
Dumbass: Watcha listening to?
Kid: Brand New.
Dumbass: Brand New what?
Kid: Please leave the way you came out.
Dumbass: I Like Souljah Boy!
Kid: That explains it. Leave.
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1. Home to the the most "ghetto" non-black middle-upper class 9th graders in Central New York.
2. Suburb next to Utica
1. Wannabe-Black Kid: MAH YOU WHITEBOY!
Whiteboy: Shut the fuck up, you're not even black.
2. "Let's go to New Hartford!"
"Where's that?"
"Near Utica!"
"Let's not!"
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Slack off hippies who don't even have the tits to actually stand for a cause. The believe that the best way to become one with the earth is to buy mass produced books, tapes, crystals, cloth, and other crap that probably were responsible for the death of at least one species of exotic tree and a few dozen monkeys.
They also like to be lazy "vegetarians", lazy activists, and generally holier-than-thou twats who hate any emotion that isn't about sprinkling flowers and love or fucking your cat.
New Agers like to live in pricey lofts that are especially equipped for white people, drink frappuccinos, and denounce anyone who actually cares about the environment as "extremists". They are usually pacifists, so they're great for the beginner gun enthusiast.
Beth: Holy shit, look at that New Ager!
Jessica: Yeah, I got that beauty a few nights ago. He kept screaming about me disrupting his "chi", so it was a little difficult to concentrate and aim properly.
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new years
1. When a female is made to consume so much alcohol that she passes out.
i'm so using the new years plan on her
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New Jersey is a great place to live, notice i didnt say joisey? Its not some gross place that everyone claims it to be. Its not the dump place for New York's garbage, we are payed to take the garbage to Staton Island. NJ also houses one of the safest towns in the nation, second to be exact, Brick, New Jersey. New Jersey is home to many wellknown people like bruce springsteen, bon jovi, jay and silent bob, Queen Latifah, Redman, Catch 22, some Kevin Smith Films like Dogma, and the Sopranos. Were one of the few states in the country who have 24 hour diners, and wawas. Most places in Jersey are walking distance from where you are, so its easy to get around. Its one of the only places in the country where you can have a day trip to New York and Philadelphia is just around the corner. Our beaches are sure to have visitors from all over in the summer coming to see the well-talked-about Jersey Shore. You can also have a day trip to the shore, not the beach, and go home later on. We arent poor either, our average house cost is over $600,000. We are home to Haddonfield, New Jersey, where many movies are filmed and it has been listed as one of the richest towns in the nation recently. Jersey has many attractions to. You can see farms one minute, and the next, see a well developed small city-like neighborhood. Our malls are a great attractions to tourists as well. And dont forget our soccer and our education. With one of the highest graduation and college rates in the country also. I fucken love new jersey.
New Jersey Shore, wawas, and 24 hour diners, what more could you ask for?
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another word for New York
When are you coming up to New Yitty?
New Yitty is da shit!
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A shit town in northern-Nova Scotia filled with demented snobs. If you live in New Glasgow you're either extremely rich or extremely poor. Full of Scottish idiots.
Hi, I'm a rich prep from the West side New Glasgow, I live in a huge mansion and wear american eagle and too much eyeliner.
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