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When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.
Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.
1) To catch an unsuspecting individual(s) by surprise
2) To catch someone on a lie and expose them when they least expect it
"They all think I don't know anything, wait until I Pearl-Harbor their asses."
When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly
Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"
Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"
When a man ejaculates on a man or women’s neck creating the appearance of a pearl necklace.
“Dude! I totally pearled Sally last night. She looked classy AF.”
Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent autograph hounds, the unemployed or virgins that chase clout instead of women
Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo
Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent unemployed autograph hounds that chase clout instead of women
Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo
To roll a blunt with great skills and perfection !
Ofn I just pearled this bitch.
Where's the lighter?