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a situation or place in which there is a concentration of individuals with whom one has an awkward or complicated history; a place or situation that has the potential to breed awkward conversation, confrontation, and eye contact.
"All of my five most recent hookups are in the gym right now with me. Such a danger pit"
Often mistaken as a mosh pit,a jump pit is a faux like mosh activity that typically involves people just jumping up in the air making no real contact with eachother because the people involved are to anxious or cowardly to start a real mosh pit.These types of pits usually occur with garbage hippie bands who draw in alot of 140-160lbs dudes who have wolfcuts and wear circle shades
"Man that mosh pit at the concert was awesome" exclaimed Noah,"tf are you talking about everyone was just jumping up in the air like they were about to piss themselves,that wasnt a mosh pit you coward that was a jump pit."
The opposite of a bucket list. A number of experiences or achievements that a person hopes never to have or achieve during their lifetime.
"Getting genital herpes is the first thing on my tiger pit list"
A place where rape,dick-ina-box, ICUMBLOOD,and fapping are answers to common problems. Never go here for comfort!
A common dissusion on UGs pit
user1: My dog ran away.
user2: Rape the dogs scent
user3: Fap to your mother
user4: go to church and in the middle of the service jump up and yell"ICUMBLOOD!"
user5: Give your girlfriend your Dick-ina-box!
User1: These answers are no good!
user6: *Sigh* never have ask the pit for help.
When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.
YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.
The look and length of a women’s armpit hair that creates the imagery of your favorite peppery seasoned dish.
Me: Hey babe your pits are looking peppery I like it!
My wife: oh you know me…. “Pricilla Pepper Pits!
Worships Pitbulls above family, community, friends and other animals.
Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine
"The Pit Apostles are at it again, blaming a two-year-old child for the fatal mauling he received at the jaws of a pitbull"