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Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 06, 2020


Pit Diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal

That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.

by alp2713 December 16, 2017


Cuck Pit

A place for fascists and reactionaries to return to the soil

Apparently, that Slovenian guy's great-grandfather who was a big fan of Ante Pavelić got sent to the Cuck Pit by Tito's partisans

by TitosShovel January 01, 2023


Pit nymphos

Nymphomaniac women selected for the select task of keeping a male both occupied and imprisoned through the use of round the clock sexual intercourse. thus he lacks strength to even stand. for those who believe this idea is heaven this is an ironic twist of life. let me know how you feel after being drained for 5 times in a 2 hour period thats within a one day party that's lasted for the last 4 days going on 5

Ben had to go to work but he dare not even move les he wake the pit nymphos . For any kind of movement means to them you have energy for another round and shot

by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2017


pooey pit

bumhole

She passed out so I popped it in her pooey pit!

by do nuttin duttin September 02, 2009


Crotch Pit

see TAINT

" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."

by cragain March 01, 2012


pseudo pit

a fake mosh pit. very weak with no proper moshing happening.

oli: dude, you see that mosh pit last night at the suicide silence gig?
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!

by eloisepr June 10, 2016