A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.
Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.
(1) Something you write on your wrist or use as a name to make people rethink your sexuality.
(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Did you see that gamer tag?
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes
Its an occurrence that happens to prodomilty white males durning sex. The pinker the pony the tastier that berry be.
Eh did you hear that Hazey only loves Pink Poni?
A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).
Ronald: hey tony, you suck.
Tony: excuse me, why?
Ronald: because your tony the pony.
A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.
‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’
When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.
Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?